Update on Devil child:

So, Tony aka Antoni was again a problem for me on Monday! He said shit 3 times and I had to threaten to tell his mom and dad! We were learning the human body and I had this fun assignment where we rolled out a roll of wrapping paper and drew an outline of one of the kids who laid on the paper and the other traced (NO way in HELL I was giving Tony a marker while his kid sister was laying on the ground). So, Tony was the kid we traced and Imma and I helped him label the parts of the body. Mind you this worked for every other students that I had in the weeks previous but not this time! Tony only wanted to roll around on the ground, open and close the fridge door about 1000 times, and ask me questions in Spanish. He wanted to know how many kids I had and when I explained I didn’t have any he was then obsessed with knowing about my personal life. “Quien es tu novio?” (Who is your boyfriend) I knew he hated Iker Casillas (the number one goalie who is ubbber hot) so of course I said Iker was my boyfriend and then shit hit the fan! He went nuts speaking so fast there was no way in Hell I could figure out what he was saying so he runs in to his dad’s office and asks him how to ask me questions in English! “How do you know Iker and why do you like him?” was what Tony asked me. I had to laugh and tell him I was joking but he was pissed! He then asked his 5 year old sister to ask me what boobs were called in English and he pulled my pants down and I threatened to knock out the rest of his front teeth with my fist (I said what’s this…a hand. And what are these…fingers. What is it called when I close them like this…a fist.) Just as his mother walks in the room Tony grabs the marker out of my hand and gives our human body a penis and vagina! God bless his lil devil soul.

Guess which one Tony is in the school picture!!