Danny

Did you know that we have the only “naturally hydrated” friend in the entire world? Well, we do and his name is Danny Rosenberg. The shit that comes out of this boy’s mouth is the MAIN reason I’m allowing him to have an entire section in my blog. He told me once that I was an idiot because my top ingredients in a stir-fry didn’t include broccoli! “Slay some tail” is his number one phrase and if you hang out with him for more than a couple of minutes you’ll hear it! Slaying Tail is in fact having sexual intercourse with a female. Whether Danny can actually “pull some tail” is still to be found out. Ha joke Dan I know you’re a pimp. During the TEFL course we had to teach adults English lessons every day. Danny had a lesson on adjectives and he was using people to help get his point across. The people were short, tall, fat, thin, and pasty. Yeah, he taught the adults pasty and he was pointing to his skin saying that he was pasty and other people in the room that were tan weren’t pasty…the other teachers observing almost fell out of our sets with laughter! When we first started teaching ever teacher was REALLY nervous and everyone had to get use to being in front of grown adults teaching something that we take for granted, English. Danny was nervous one day and all the adults were in groups working on their assignment and he said, “Okay class lets reconvene.” The observers about died because no one knew what he wanted and there was mass confusion. Having the teachers in the background laughing didn’t make matters any better for poor Dan. We said let’s reconvene almost every day in the course after that! Kevin especially loved the class that day! Another catch phrase Danny is heard saying most often is, “You wanna smoke a heater?” What the definition is I’ll leave up to your imagination. Danny is one of the funniest people I’ve ever met and I’m sure I’ll add on to this section as time goes by!