Friday, January 18, 2008

Smell this:



You know when you smell something horrible or taste a bad piece of cheese you always make a face, say gross, yuck and then ask someone else to smell or taste it! Right? It’s just like the sophomoric humor of Saved By the Bell when AC Slater smells his gym shorts and makes a face and asks Screech to smell em and he does. Well, this exact thing happened at the god awful airport we were stranded at for like ten hours before we flew to BCN. There was nothing in the airport open, period. We boarded the plane during the day and the flight crew decided it was time to sleep so they killed all the lights in the entire plane. We weren’t tired so we sat there in the dark. The food came around and we looked at it and decided it wasn’t worth eating so we just sat until we got to Italy. As I said the airport was awful. It’s the 21st century and I believe that every airport should have a food court open at all times or at least one restaurant open 24/7. It’s not that much to ask. We had to wait for hours until this one place decided to open and everyone in the entire airport rushed in because everyone was starving. We ordered cafeteria style and got slices of pizza and I ordered a Fanta. The Fanta was the color of purple so I thought it was grape, which is my favorite kind of sugary soda pop. I ate my nasty pizza and opened my soda. I lifted the bottle to my face and just before the liquid hit my tongue I smelled something out of the ordinary. It was too late I already put the bottle to my mouth and took a huge swig! The world stopped! I looked left and right to see if there was anywhere to spit the liquid out, but no it had to go down. After I realized what happened I exclaimed that it was the worst thing I had ever tasted and offered it to Kate! She took a drink and also concurred that it was disgusting. We took the pop to one of the workers in the terminal and asked what the flavor was. I about died when he said it was GINGER flavored. Seriously folks the worst thing I’ve ever smelt or tasted. Someone should be killed for thinking it was a good idea and then someone else agreeing.

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